Lindsay Lohan Tattoo

Current tattoo: BREATHE
Our change: BREATHE DEEPLY
Why: Let’s face it: LiLo’s had a rough few weeks.

John Mayer Tattoo

Current tattoo: A lush floral tat sleeve
Our change: We’d introduce a snake to the garden.
Why: We’re living in the real world here—the über-sensitive singer should make his body less of a wonderland.

Amy Winehouse Tattoo

Current tattoo: A horseshoe
Our change: A four-leaf clover
Why: The scandal-prone songstress hasn’t really been reaping the benefit of her current good-luck charm; perhaps this one will bring greater fortune.

Rumer Willis Tattoo

Current tattoo: BE PRESENT
Our change: BE PRESENTABLE
Why: From visible extensions to black brows and the bleached-blond do, Demi’s daughter has made her fair share of follicle faux pas.

Johnny Depp Tattoo

Current tattoo: JACK
Our change: JACK SPARROW
Why: Depp’s son, Jack, will inevitably hit his terrible teens, and what kid wants to be linked to such a touching paternal tribute? Not to mention, is there anything cooler than a dad who’s played a pirate?

David Beckham Tattoo

Current Tattoo: Tat sleeve inspired by the Prison Break character Wentworth Miller
Our change: A tribute to Law & Order’s Jerry Orbach
Why: Though Prison Break will soon air its series finale, the Law & Order franchise has enjoyed prime-time longevity.

Scarlett Johansson Tattoo

Current tattoo: A scenic mountain against a sunset, rendered in a rainbow palette
Our change: A rainbow
Why: After all, the sultry blond did smooch Penélope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and reportedly inspired Katy Perry to pen her hit song “I Kissed a Girl.”