Current tattoo: A lush floral tat sleeve Our change: We’d introduce a snake to the garden. Why: We’re living in the real world here—the über-sensitive singer should make his body less of a wonderland.
Current tattoo: A horseshoe Our change: A four-leaf clover Why: The scandal-prone songstress hasn’t really been reaping the benefit of her current good-luck charm; perhaps this one will bring greater fortune.
Current tattoo: BE PRESENT Our change: BE PRESENTABLE Why: From visible extensions to black brows and the bleached-blond do, Demi’s daughter has made her fair share of follicle faux pas.
Current tattoo: JACK Our change: JACK SPARROW Why: Depp’s son, Jack, will inevitably hit his terrible teens, and what kid wants to be linked to such a touching paternal tribute? Not to mention, is there anything cooler than a dad who’s played a pirate?
Current Tattoo: Tat sleeve inspired by the Prison Break character Wentworth Miller Our change: A tribute to Law & Order’s Jerry Orbach Why: Though Prison Break will soon air its series finale, the Law & Order franchise has enjoyed prime-time longevity.
Current tattoo: A scenic mountain against a sunset, rendered in a rainbow palette Our change: A rainbow Why: After all, the sultry blond did smooch Penélope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and reportedly inspired Katy Perry to pen her hit song “I Kissed a Girl.”
Current tattoo: XI•IV•LXXXVI (November 4, 1986) Our change: XI•IV•LXIX (November 4, 1969) Why: If RiRi ever has a falling out with BFF Melissa Forde (whose birthday is inked on her shoulder in Roman numerals), she can substitute pal Diddy’s DOB.
Current tattoo: SIR CORKY MOORE Our change: SIR ROGER MOORE Why: While no one could take the place of the singer’s beloved pooch Corky (who was laid to rest in 2003), she might consider cultivating an interest in the similarly monikered James Bond actor.